theaardvark semi-professional wastrel

paul@theaardvark.co.uk


2015, Mar-

Church of the Latter Day Lazy Bastards

C: "Can I sign you up for a half hour slot in our sponsored row?"

aard: "No, I'm sorry. I can't."

C: "Come on. It's just half an hour on a rowing machine. It's for charity and you don't even have to row that hard really. Just coast."

aard: "I'm sorry. It's against my religion."

C: "Oh, right. I didn't realise. Apologies. What religion are you?"

aard: "Church of the Latter Day Lazy Bastards"


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