C: "Can I sign you up for a half hour slot in our sponsored row?"
aard: "No, I'm sorry. I can't."
C: "Come on. It's just half an hour on a rowing machine. It's for charity and you don't even have to row that hard really. Just coast."
aard: "I'm sorry. It's against my religion."
C: "Oh, right. I didn't realise. Apologies. What religion are you?"
aard: "Church of the Latter Day Lazy Bastards"
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