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About theaardvark

Barely maintained website for the international polymath dabster, incredibly shallow intellectual and sympathetic contrarian identified most often as "theaardvark".

Self identified snoozephile and former European champion cunctator, theaardvark is available for consultation, evacuation and repairs to reputation.

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