theaardvark

Autistic. ADHD. Easily distracted, deeply interested.
This is where I put things when my brain won't shut up about them.

2 November 2025 Food

26 October 2025 Food

24 October 2025 Food

Two sealed jars of Funky Food Co. pickled onions on a wooden surface against a white backdrop with partial text visible. Left jar has a black label for "Guinness Pickled Onions in Malt Vinegar" with illustrations of onions and Guinness bottles. Right jar has a white label for "Marmite Pickled Onions in Malt Vinegar With Marmite" with similar illustrations including a Marmite jar.

8 October 2025 Food

Bald man with glasses and a vibrant purple beard wearing a purple hoodie, outdoors in a garden and holding up two jars of Garner's pickled onions - "Original Pickled Onions" (traditionally hand peeled and pickled in a rich malt vinegar) on the left, and "Pickled Shallots" (traditionally hand peeled and pickled in a spiced malt vinegar) on the right. Behind him is lush green foliage with trees and shrubs creating a natural backdrop. His expression suggests he's about to deliver his considered opinion on these artisanal preserves.

6 October 2025 Food

Photo: Two glass jars of Waitrose pickled onions with silver lids on a wooden surface against a bright pink background. Left jar contains pale onions in malt vinegar, right jar has darker onions in balsamic vinegar.

3 October 2025 Food

Bald man with glasses and a purple beard wearing a black t-shirt, holding up two jars of Funky Food Co. pickled onions - Marmite pickled onions in malt vinegar (left jar with white label featuring the distinctive Marmite branding) and Guinness pickled onions in malt vinegar (right jar with black label). Behind him is his familiar home office with shelves of collectibles, framed artwork, a bright blue door, and a rubber duck visible amongst the memorabilia. His expression suggests he's about to embark on what could be described as either a culinary adventure or an act of madness, depending on one's tolerance for bold flavours.

1 October 2025 OneSongOnePlaylist

Digital artwork: A record turntable with a vinyl spinning on the platter, set against a cosmic backdrop. The sky above swirls with vibrant nebula clouds in golden amber, turquoise, and deep purple, with scattered stars throughout. Wispy tendrils of cosmic energy flow upward from the record, as if the music itself is creating the universe. The turntable is dark grey with orange accent lighting, featuring a tonearm with a red cartridge. Rather cosmic for a Tuesday afternoon.

30 September 2025 Food

Photo: A large glass jar of pickled onions in malt vinegar sits on a wooden surface. The label reads "The Dogs Bollocks Pickled Onions in Malt Vinegar" from The Funky Food Co., featuring a sketch of a dog's face. Behind the jar is a white plate decorated with red and blue brushstrokes and a yellow flower. The background shows a shimmery magenta and silver sequined fabric.