theaardvark

Autistic. ADHD. Easily distracted, deeply interested.
This is where I put things when my brain won't shut up about them.

15 March 2025 WebDev

A shite meme generated on purpleaardvark.uk

14 March 2025 Recipes

A Fish Finger and Scampi Nik Naks Sandwich cut in half and photographed after one bite, revealing its architectural cross-section of pure culinary chaos. White bread bookends a garish orange filling where processed cheese attempts to contain an escaping avalanche of neon Nik Naks and beige fish fingers. The sandwich sits on a plain white plate atop what appears to be a desk with a gaming keyboard visible in the background - evidence that someone willingly transported this creation to a workplace, likely in violation of several unwritten laws of lunch etiquette and possibly the Geneva Convention.

16 February 2025 Me

12 January 2025

7 January 2025 OneSongOnePlaylist

An AI generated image showing stacks of vinyl records with a saxophone lying on top.

28 December 2024 WebDev

A screen grab of the top of my links page.

28 December 2024 OneSongOnePlaylist

An AI generated image showing multiple vinyl repeating into the distance in a colourful retro futuristic city scape

27 December 2024 Shallow AF Reviews