theaardvark

Autistic. ADHD. Easily distracted, deeply interested.
This is where I put things when my brain won't shut up about them.

2 February 2026 Music

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20 January 2026 Music

13 January 2026 Music

31 December 2025 Food

Photo: Three glass jars of pickled onions from The Funky Food Co. arranged left to right. Labels read "Fart Starters", "Ring Stingers", and "Ass Blasters" - all pickled onions in malt vinegar with chillies. Each label features an illustration of an onion, chillies, and a vinegar bottle. The jars contain pale onions visible through the glass, with varying levels of visible chilli pieces in the brine.

30 December 2025 Food

Two sealed jars of The Funky Food Co pickled onions with black lids, showing the full labels. Left: Honey Pickled Onions in Malt Vinegar With Honey. Right: Apple Cider Pickled Onions in Apple Cider. Both jars are approximately half-full of pale pickled onions in clear liquid. Background shows partial purple text.

30 December 2025 Food

Photo: Close-up of a Scottish breakfast plate showing the layered construction: fried egg on black pudding, with haggis slices, beans spilling across the plate, potato scones, Lorne sausage, and bacon. The champagne flute stands guard in the background.