theaardvark

Autistic. ADHD. Easily distracted, deeply interested.
This is where I put things when my brain won't shut up about them.

1 March 2026 Shallow AF Reviews

Promotional image for Dust Bunny (2025): Mads Mikkelsen broods magnificently at the top while various assassins look menacing around a small girl in a creepy bunny mask who is, presumably, the reason everyone's pointing guns at each other. Text reads: 'Dust Bunny - A Shallow AF Review'.

12 February 2026 Other Stuff

2 February 2026 Music

28 January 2026 Me

27 January 2026 Other Stuff

20 January 2026 Music

13 January 2026 Music

31 December 2025 Food

Photo: Three glass jars of pickled onions from The Funky Food Co. arranged left to right. Labels read "Fart Starters", "Ring Stingers", and "Ass Blasters" - all pickled onions in malt vinegar with chillies. Each label features an illustration of an onion, chillies, and a vinegar bottle. The jars contain pale onions visible through the glass, with varying levels of visible chilli pieces in the brine.