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30 March 2025 OneSongOnePlaylist

A glowing plastic Jesus figurine on a car dashboard, complete with heavenly halo, while an army of multi-coloured Jesuses float outside the windscreen. The rear-view mirror reads 'Jesuit Jesuit' – apparently even divine navigation needs a backup. Your dashboard saviour and his technicolour dream choir, ready to protect you."

16 March 2025 Shallow AF Reviews

A promo image for the movie "The Electric State". It features a cartoonish robot's spherical yellow head looking straight out of the image.

15 March 2025 WebDev

A shite meme generated on purpleaardvark.uk

14 March 2025 Recipes

A Fish Finger and Scampi Nik Naks Sandwich cut in half and photographed after one bite, revealing its architectural cross-section of pure culinary chaos. White bread bookends a garish orange filling where processed cheese attempts to contain an escaping avalanche of neon Nik Naks and beige fish fingers. The sandwich sits on a plain white plate atop what appears to be a desk with a gaming keyboard visible in the background - evidence that someone willingly transported this creation to a workplace, likely in violation of several unwritten laws of lunch etiquette and possibly the Geneva Convention.

16 February 2025 Me

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7 January 2025 OneSongOnePlaylist

An AI generated image showing stacks of vinyl records with a saxophone lying on top.

28 December 2024 WebDev

A screen grab of the top of my links page.