theaardvark ⁽⁹⁵⁾

Global VAT professional, elected Labour councillor, maker of focus music for Neurodivergent brains, and writer about whatever's currently occupying the hyperfocus slot. AuDHD. Based in Burntwood.

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1 October 2025 OneSongOnePlaylist

Digital artwork: A record turntable with a vinyl spinning on the platter, set against a cosmic backdrop. The sky above swirls with vibrant nebula clouds in golden amber, turquoise, and deep purple, with scattered stars throughout. Wispy tendrils of cosmic energy flow upward from the record, as if the music itself is creating the universe. The turntable is dark grey with orange accent lighting, featuring a tonearm with a red cartridge. Rather cosmic for a Tuesday afternoon.

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30 September 2025 Food

Photo: A large glass jar of pickled onions in malt vinegar sits on a wooden surface. The label reads "The Dogs Bollocks Pickled Onions in Malt Vinegar" from The Funky Food Co., featuring a sketch of a dog's face. Behind the jar is a white plate decorated with red and blue brushstrokes and a yellow flower. The background shows a shimmery magenta and silver sequined fabric.

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25 September 2025 Food

Photo: Bald man with glasses and a purple beard wearing a grey t-shirt, holding up two jars of Waitrose pickled onions - one appears to be pickled onions in balsamic vinegar (left jar with darker contents) and one pickled onions in malt vinegar (right jar with lighter, more traditional-looking onions). Behind him is his familiar home office setup with shelves of collectibles, a bright blue door, and a rubber duck amongst various pop culture memorabilia. His expression suggests he's mid-comparison between these two Waitrose offerings.

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